Why Levi Johnston's Bad for America

Here's a lesson I've learned from all the media attention on Levi Johnston:

Get a celebrity or a politician's daughter pregnant. Or at least have some sort of sexual controversy and be a poor model to everyone and misrepresent yourself and be completely shameless. After all, you'll be all over the media, potentially even end up on The Celebrity Apprentice. That's something to strive for right, America? Who cares about self-respect, honor, or brains?