Why Lady Gaga and I may not be friends

We all know who Lady Gaga is. She’s a talented young woman without a lot to offer. And she’s well known for her rather eccentric style. And while I welcome her music, I asked myself whether or not I would get along with her.  And upon thinking about it, I don’t think Lady Gaga and I would be friends. It’s not because she’s eccentric. It’s not that I’m jealous of her talent. It’s more about the company she keeps and how that’s a reflection of the kind of person she is. Gaga is the best friend (or bestie) of Perez Hilton. On the surface this may seem like nothing, but Perez is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. Furthermore, he’s a certain kind of gay male.  He’s the type that many in the LGBT community in fact scorn: a stereotype that many are trying to forget, the type that is catty and attempts to bring drama in order to inflate his own ego and bring others down. The type that thinks he’s better than anyone else and wants to be fabulous (okay, so many that’s not a trait other gay men scorn). But it’s this kind of gay that I don’t like to associate with, as it usually just means problems. And those of us in the LGBT community know what kind of fag hags (in this case Lady Gaga) hang and attract that sort of gay. This fag hag is a specific type, a fake type to match her gay male counterpart. So given that I don’t like Perez Hilton, I wouldn’t like those who he associates with closely, including Lady Gaga.

Now I could be wrong and maybe she isn’t like that. Maybe she wears a po-po-po—poker face around him. But from my observations, she’s not my cup of tea.